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Carol (2015, Todd Haynes) astrology
  1. aries: rindy
  2. taurus: the town of waterloo
  3. gemini: harge after carol pushed him over
  4. cancer: carol's cigarette
  5. leo: the lady who said "harold they're lesbians" in the theatre
  6. virgo: abby
  7. libra: therese
  8. scorpio: carol's gun
  9. sagittarius: therese's santa hat
  10. capricorn: carol
  11. aquarius: the morality clause
  12. pisces: astrology posts are so arbitrary i don't know a thing about zodiac signs, my gal
Jan 9th/853 notes/reblog
sgdfdkcarolvirgo
The “somehow always sleep deprived” squad

h0r0sc0p3s:

VIRGO, Capricorn, Gemini, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus

Sep 8th/155,435 notes/reblog
lolvirgo
👽 abducted by aliens 👽

badbitchastrology:

Asks for the alien’s autograph:
Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, AQUARIUS, Pisces

Asks for the spaceship wifi password:
Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Capricorn

Sep 2nd/35,153 notes/reblog
fuckvirgo
“she’s the worst person I’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her” pairs

bluhstrology:

aries/pisces
taurus/leo
gemini/virgo
cancer/aquarius
libra/scorpio
sagittarius/capricorn

Aug 24th/32,742 notes/reblog
ariellavirgoamazin
  1. hot: aries, gemini, scorpio, sagittarius, aquarius
  2. cute: cancer, capricorn, pisces
  3. both: taurus, leo, virgo, libra
Jul 9th/103,850 notes/reblog
nicevirgo
The “apologizes for being in the way when someone else bumps into them” squad

trillastrology:

Libra, Pisces, Virgo, Cancer, Capricorn, Taurus

Jun 5th/3,771 notes/reblog
+ most canadiansvirgo
THE SIGNS AS BEES
  1. Bee that chases people: Gemini, Libra, Aquarius
  2. Bee that minds its own business: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
  3. Literally Queen Bee: Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn
  4. Is actually a WASP: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius
Jun 3rd/69,206 notes/reblog
virgonice
The Signs as Wentworth characters
  1. Aries: Joan Ferguson
  2. Taurus: Jess Warner
  3. Gemini: Will Jackson
  4. Cancer: Boomer Jenkins
  5. Leo: Vera Bennett
  6. Virgo: Bea Smith
  7. Libra: Bridget Westfall
  8. Scorpio: Franky Doyle
  9. Sagittarius: Maxine Conway
  10. Capricorn: Liz Birdsworth
  11. Aquarius: Jodie Spiteri
  12. Pisces: Doreen Anderson
May 28th/85 notes/reblog
fUCK YESYEYSYEsvirgowentworthrachel
nicest to meanest signs

zoodiack:

  1. PISCES!!!!!
  2. cancer
  3. libra
  4. aquarius
  5. sagittarius
  6. leo
  7. gemini
  8. taurus
  9. aries
  10. cap
  11. virgo
  12. SCORPIO
May 9th/105,955 notes/reblog
virgomean but lowkey mean
The Signs as Shoot Feelz
  1. Aries: You and me together would be like a four alarm fire at an oil refinery
  2. Taurus: I’m worried about the mission
  3. Gemini: Maybe someday
  4. Cancer: That’s good enough for me
  5. Leo: I just couldn’t bear it if anyone hurt you. I mean, besides me
  6. Virgo: This could take all night
  7. Libra: I guess...there are things that I care about here
  8. Scorpio: Mildly embarrassed defensiveness, bordering on hostility
  9. Sagittarius: Sierra Tango Oscar Papa
  10. Capricorn: I kind of enjoy this sort of thing
  11. Aquarius: I miss you like I miss an intestinal parasite
  12. Pisces: I think she already knows
Apr 24th/425 notes/reblog
dsfhlkjvirgopoi
most physically attractive signs

basicastrologybitch:

gemini, cancer, virgo, scorpio, sagittarius

Apr 18th/37,240 notes/reblog
luvs itvirgo
The Signs as the Ladies of POI
  1. Aries: Dani Silva
  2. Taurus: Joss Carter
  3. Gemini: Zoe Morgan
  4. Cancer: Claire Mahoney
  5. Leo: Control
  6. Virgo: Root
  7. Libra: Brooks
  8. Scorpio: Kara Stanton
  9. Sagittarius: Harper Rose
  10. Capricorn: Martine Rousseau
  11. Aquarius: Sameen Shaw
  12. Pisces: Grace Hendricks
Apr 12th/189 notes/reblog
SKJDLHF GOD IS REALvirgopoi
the “won’t stop commenting during a movie” squad

lesliecrusher:

the-siqns:

gemini, cancer, VIRGO, libra, scorpio

#i try not to #but what if I have a fun fact #am I just supposed to NOT share (via finching)  

Apr 8th/131,395 notes/reblog
i'm SO ANNOYINGvirgo
R u a top or a bottom according to ur sign

breadmaakesyoufat:

Aries: top af

Taurus: emotional bottom 

Gemini: probs says they’re a top but is a hella bottom

cancer: loud whorey bottom

Leo: mean top

Virgo: kinky versatile

Libra: slutty top

Scorpio: HELLA TOP. CAN NOT BE FUCKED. UNFUCKABLE.

Sagittarius: sensitive top

capricorn: messy top

Aquarius: kinky/dominant top that likes to spank ppl

Pisces: bottom that likes to be dominated

Apr 5th/174,162 notes/reblog
kinky versatile5realvirgo
The signs as Buffyverse season finales
  1. Aries: Not Fade Away
  2. Taurus: The Gift
  3. Gemini: There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb
  4. Cancer: Prophecy Girl
  5. Leo: Chosen
  6. Virgo: Home
  7. Libra: Graduation Day
  8. Scorpio: To Shanshu in LA
  9. Sagittarius: Becoming
  10. Capricorn: Tomorrow
  11. Aquarius: Restless
  12. Pisces: Grave
Mar 31st/737 notes/reblog
virgotbh i like home/s4 more than most people i know but..STILL NOT THE BEST
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