rum:

tennis players yell so loud when they hit. like what’s with all the racquet?

designofcampy:

Do math majors graduate with degrees or radians?

chokingjoffrey:

chokingjoffrey:

what do you call a semi cool vegetable

radish

hephaetsus:

lestrangc:

what did the grape say when it was crushed

nothing he just let out a little wine

sheistheslayer:

if buffy doesn’t slay the vampire

was it ‘cause of a mistake

a mistake

a mistake

a mis stake

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

what do you call a dictionary on drugs

If you say addictionary I swear to fucking god I will cut you

I was gonna say ‘high definition’ but yours is better

questlon:

i broke up with my gym
we were just not working out