littlemsmj:

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

• shops for groceries
• kills the spiders
• comes home drunk at 3am
• makes breakfast
• remembers to feed the fish
• decorates the apartment
• initiates duets
• falls asleep first

shlnji:

I WANA DO IT TOO ……….TELL ME WHICHCH TUMBLR USER U HAVE A CRUSH ON ON ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!

thisbeautifulcruelworld:

thegirlinthetanjacket:

Sherlock/Elementary crosssover where Sherlock!sherlock is rude and dismissive towards Joan and then Elementary!sherlock beats the shit out of him (◡‿◡✿)

#gOD CAN U IMAGINE ELEMENTARY!SHERLOCK’S COMPLETE DISGUST AND DISDAIN FOR BBC!SHERLOCK #like he’d be mildly irritated if somewhat amused by him at first at best #respecting his deduction ability but thinking even by his standards what an arrogant twat #and then bbc!sherlock would say something dismissive and disrespectful to joan #and elementary!sherlock would be like BACK UP THAT FUNBUS U WOT M8 #HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT ABOUT WATSON #but lbr it wouldn’t even get to fisticuffs bc joan would cut bbc!sherlock DOWN with words before anyone could do anything #john would be standing there looking like he’s not sure whether to agree with the takedown or defend his sherlock on principle #and joan would flip him the bird and call him an enabler before flouncing #JOAN WATSON OUT BITCHES #and elementary!sherlock would just be like ‘….what she said’ and follow bursting with pride via neraiutsuze

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

cafeconcanela:

Ask me: FANDOM EDITION

• A - Your current OTP
• B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind
• C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will
• D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t
• E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what
• F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom
• G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it
• I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why
• J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr
• K - How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom
• L - Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for
• M - Your favorite fanart or fanartist
• N - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor
• O - Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of
• P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas)
• Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why
• R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships
• S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon
• V - Are you one of those fans who can’t watch anything without shipping
• W - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms
• X - 3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms
• Y - A fandom you’re in but have no ships from
• Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go

♥ - My tracked tags.

☺ - My first URL.

♣ - My saved URLs.

♦ - My current tumblr crushes.

★ - Does _______ follow you?

♪ - How many messages do you have in your inbox?

♫ - Do you follow _______?

↕ - How many blogs do you follow?

⇨ - How many posts do you have?

✞ - How many likes do you have?

♔ - How many drafts and posts on queue do you have?