xfilesmom:

aries: black lace mesh dress

taurus: flannel dress with leather boots

gemini: velvet lace mesh top with black backpack

cancer: chocolate-brown blazer, scrunchie, complete w/ cate blanchett

leo: latex catsuit

virgo: a literal bathrobe at the golden globes

libra: floral skirt, jean jacket, tinted sunglasse

scorpio: thong dress

saggitarius: fuzzy fucking sweater

capricorn: nothing but black gloves

aquarius: a literal garbage bag 

pisces: the batman dress